Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You can make out without kissing
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