ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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