You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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