So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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