It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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