Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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