One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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