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why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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