My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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