She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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