You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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