Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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