So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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