what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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