hotel room ftw
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
