Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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