I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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