I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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