Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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