That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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