it was like eating out sand paper
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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