I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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