So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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