Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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