i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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