He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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