Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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