Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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