sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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