It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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