Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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