There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
