well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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