Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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