why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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