Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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