Non-Jews are for practice
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I look better un-naked...
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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