He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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