He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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