That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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