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We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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