So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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