OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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