Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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