I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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