On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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