So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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