So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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