Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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