If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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