Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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