Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I want to fling myself into the sun
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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