The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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