Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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